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[ID: a cat screaming at some groceries: vegetables, hermetics, bottle of milk, fruits, captioned "why is it so expensive". ID end]
criminal minds as quotes from my work pt. 2
Spencer: I feel like I’m just fucking everything up!
Gideon: No you’re doing fine! I’ve done way worse and I haven’t been fired yet!
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Penelope: Do you want the microwave I’ve been keeping in my car?
JJ: Why… why do you have a microwave in your car?
Penelope: I have a microwave at home, don’t worry!
JJ: SO WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR CAR???
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Emily: Oh yeah, before I head out, some guy told me he was gonna get me in “big trouble” and I have no idea what that means, so if you get any weird messages that’s why.
Hotch: Okay, have a good night.
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Elle: Just found out I can use reasonable force on customers. This is the best day of my life.
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Hotch, as the power goes out and the fire alarm goes off: Okay guys, let’s get back to work.
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Spencer: This cheese grater isn’t working.
Derek: *takes it from him and starts banging it against the counter*
Derek: There you go, it works now.
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Penelope: Okay so I did an online tarot card reading and it said to send me home.
Hotch: Cool, you can head out.
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Derek: FUCK YOU!
Emily: FUCK YOU!
Derek: Anyways how was your weekend?
Emily: It was alright, how about you?
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JJ: Bye, see you next week!
Gideon: By next week society will have collapsed. We will all be living underground as war rages above. I will die gorging myself on wine and cheese.
JJ:
JJ: Okay, goodnight!
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Hotch: How are you doing?
Elle: Slay!
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JJ: Hey, your dad is here!
Spencer: Have you met him?
JJ: No?
Spencer: Oh. Sorry in advance.
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Derek, stressed out of his mind: Oppa gangnam style!